Island express

I was trying to rent a house in Bangalore (this is a story from the mid 80’s), there were no apartments those days, only houses and my search was not so ably assisted by the few regular estate agents (brokers – that’s what they were called then) around as I was a bachelor (Persona Non Grata of course). Assurances that I was engaged and mostly vegetarian fell on deaf ears until I met Mr Swamy at Mt Ganesh Coffee works in Malleswaram. What a broker was doing in a coffee grinding mill beats me, but I concluded that it was not a very profitable investment and our man was trying his hand at a benifit mankind enterprise to appease the gods…

We conversed mostly in English and Tamil (advantages of hailing from Palakkad) and after a few meetings and home visits found a decent pad around Mahalakshmi layout. I was very thankful to Mr Swamy and the contract signing was duly completed over a cup of filter coffee which Swamy provided using freshly ground coffee from his mill that produced it every blue moon day(I am stretching it now, the coffee must have come from the Krishna cafe next door).

Swamy tells me with all the R’s rolling, “you see, Bangalore was a calm and quiet place, We had no crowds, housing shortages or water problems till they started this train called Island express, It is this one way train from Cochin to Bangalore, you see (Notice the loving use of ‘You see’ often) these Malayalees, I have nothing against them – not trouble creators, nice people really, problem is they all come but never do they pack their bags and go back”. Our man of course was under the assumption that I was a Tamilian.

My rental contract was signed, so what did I have to lose? I could not resist dropping the bombshell on Mr Swamy, “I came to Banaglore on the Island express too”.

The expression on his face was priceless.

P.S – My friend Ganesan tells me that I am probably wrong, he says that had Swamy known I was a Malayali from the beginning, he would have changed the train to Madras mail and the problem to Tamilians coming on it.

Comments

Reshmi said…
mallu, island express and bangalore..what a combi..;-)..well mallus do have a part in taking bangalore to the coinage bangalored..:)
this "mall" (ppl find it stylish to say so than mallu) has landed home in island express..
u r churning out posts at a rapid rate sir..so jus taking ur past ones and reading thru..;-)
maddy said…
thats a new one for me, banglored? what doeth that mean?

that's the 'restless' me. in a land where people are cold and non-talkative....also some time at hand these days, so i thought why not pen a bit??
Reshmi said…
bangalored means "outsourced"..:))

u r doing a gr8 job with the pen..continue..all the very best..
Anonymous said…
Manmadhan,

Was this swamy a worshipper of Vittal Najraj, Najundappa and the like?

Anil
Anonymous said…
probably not, he was just a tired old man, not very happy with the disturbance to his otherwise serene existence!!!

maddy
hari said…
I could smel the flavour of the filiter coffee, the deep aroma entering the nose and soothing the nerves. Man u can bring life to the written words.

Hari
maddy said…
hariye - thanks, a comment makes the whole effort worth it..and if it is a positive one, I 've done it!!

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